13 Inevitable things that happen living with kids and dogs...
1. When one kids falls asleep, another wakes up
2. In the off chance they are all sleeping, it is inevitable that the doorbell will ring and wake everyone up
3. When one kid has a toy, it suddenly looks desiresble for another one
4. No matter where I am parked in the house, the kids or dogs always manage to stumble over my folded laundry pile
5. Whenever I move an area rug, a dog or kid seem to find it necessary to stand on it...not even on purpose which would somehow make it less annoying
6. If I clean the floors on my hands and knees, it will rain within 36 hours and make muddy paws and feet
7. If I tell someone my kids are healthy, someone will be sick within a couple days
8. If the kids sheets are clean, someone's pull-up will leak that night
9. If I take the carseats out and clean them really good, someone will have an accident the next day
10. If I clean the playroom and sort everything, one of the kids will feel the need to 'dump' toys later the same day
11. If I put toys in the giveaway pile, they suddenly seem fun to play with....even though they weren't touched for months
12. If the kids get a nice new toy, all they want to do is play with the box
13. If I wake up early to have private time, everyone will wake up early that day too AND if we have somewhere to go in the morning, everyone will sleep late
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