Burglar?

We had someone here fixing our dishwasher and the dog had to go out. My momma is over so I took Mattie outside. Turned out she had to poop and she happened to do it right by the man's truck. We lingered there for quite a long time while Mattie took care of business.

When I walked in the front door my momma was looking at me weirdly like she had something to tell me. She asked me what I was doing out there and I told her Mattie had the shits...just kidding, I said diarrhea but the story is dragging a bit. Anyway, before she could explain, the 3 Stooges came barreling around the corner asking me why I was looking in the man's truck. I said I wasn't and P said, 'YES YOU WERE - you were looking in the back of his truck!! The guy was looking at me so I told him I was going to sell his tools on EBay. Didn't help my case that I was headed back outside with my camera to take a picture of Mattie in the snow!



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