P says the funniest things in class - making me sound like the worst mom on the planet!! We always get such a kick out of the things he says so I thought I would share some of them with the blogging world.
* I have heard these while in class or the teacher tells us.
From the mouth of P the pre-schooler....
Addie was bleeding all over the place last night and my mom said 'you're fine'
------truth - she picked a scab
I scared my mom so badly that she peed in her pants and had to take a shower
------truth - I did
My mom told me someone was going to come in our house and take us
------truth - I said someone COULD walk into our house and we would never hear them because our house is so loud!!
We saw a HUGE spider in my mom's room and she vacuumed it up.
-----truth - I was folding laundry and I didn't want the kids ruining my piles so I said there was a spider.....it worked!!!
The teacher was talking about bears and the kids started saying bears bite and P told the class that he understands because he has a dog that bites ALL the time.
I am sure I will think of more throughout the day....
-- Post From My iPhone
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