The kids and I were at Walgreens in an undisclosed northshore town the other night and the most random (yet so typical) thing happened to me!! There was a lady in the baby aisle (with a nurse) that clearly just had a baby in the last 7-10 days. She had a stroller with the carseat secured on the top. P was milling around and I told him to walk faster because nobody wants a two year old close to their brand new baby.
The conversation went as follows:
Me: "How old is your baby?"
Lady: "Well, um, he is, well, he is one week but he is not with me"
Me: (What the f$%&^) "Oh!" (Continuing to walk)
Lady: "Tanisha, my nurse, thinks I should get used to the carseat and stroller before I bring the baby out of the house and my mom thinks it is too cold for the baby."
Me: (What the f$%&^ and by the way I was wondering - does she think?? Tanisha thinks and her mom thinks but does she think?) "You certainly have 'nothing' bundled well!!"
Lady: "Well, um, this is so embarssing but Tanisha thinks I should get used to carrying the carseat with weight in it so I have my dustbuster wrapped up in the carseat!!"
G-d help that lady and her baby! Good thing she has a nurse to walk her down the road to motherhood!! Something tells me that is the first time she has used her dustbuster!!
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What the f#@$ is exactly right! Only on the northshore! By the way, I almost peed my pants reading that!
How crazy it that!?!? Wait a minute, I live on the north shore and I don't have a nurse nor a dustbuster! Oh wait I do have a dustbuster, but I don't treat it like a baby.
haha the first time shes used her dustbuster. LOVE IT. :)
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